I don't wanna lose this, so I'm moving the date up [it's currently 1 Aug].

( rah )

This is a working list, so it will be changing. If something's not on here, comment.

EDIT 13 Aug: Bought some stuff, doing pretty well! Knocked out more than half that list for under $80.
EDIT 15 Aug: Mom picked up a few things for me.

It appears that I've stopped using LiveJournal.

So here I am again. NOW WITH FRIEND-LOCKING! :D
Comment to be added.


Feel free to read about just how cool I was in high school, but trust me, it's not worth doing. It's all teen angst and IM conversations that for some reason I wanted to keep since I wasn't using Trillian at the time, which logs IMs.

It's not even worth going back and filtering.

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read things on the internet with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

The Jess x (11:12:21 PM): i love these kids
BluChaos333 (11:12:28 PM): You love kids?
The Jess x (11:12:32 PM): no
The Jess x (11:12:35 PM): i actually hate kids
BluChaos333 (11:12:47 PM): That's great! We'll have them ready by tomarrow. LETS MAKE LOVE JESS.
BluChaos333 (11:12:47 PM): XD
The Jess x (11:13:01 PM): hahahahaha
BluChaos333 (11:13:07 PM): LETS GET FUNKY. *Barry White plays*
BluChaos333 (11:13:08 PM): XD
The Jess x (11:14:10 PM): lol
The Jess x (11:15:51 PM): ahhhh i dont think i can go to chicago in september
BluChaos333 (11:15:58 PM): DAMN YOU!
BluChaos333 (11:16:03 PM): *Barry white music Stops*
The Jess x (11:16:04 PM): its not my fault =(
The Jess x (11:16:07 PM): its my fathers
The Jess x (11:16:12 PM): he doesnt want me to miss school
BluChaos333 (11:16:21 PM): Now we can never make love! I HATE YOU!
The Jess x (11:16:29 PM): =( sorrryyyyy
BluChaos333 (11:16:45 PM): That's ok. I'll just PRETEND we have kids.
The Jess x (11:16:51 PM): i like pretending ^^
BluChaos333 (11:17:05 PM): Whats that Jimmy? Mommy's mean? I know.
BluChaos333 (11:17:32 PM): Did you know that Mommy dosn't want you to exist? YES SHE DOES!
The Jess x (11:17:35 PM): hahahaha

The Jess x (2:04:13 AM): im gonna go kill myself
SmarterChild (2:04:13 AM): You're going to kill yourself? OK.
The Jess x (2:04:16 AM): thanks
SmarterChild (2:04:16 AM): Sure.

blacksabith66624 (11:38:10 AM): i like hualing dead babys to the mcdonalds burger plant
blacksabith66624 (11:38:16 AM): pays good
The Jess x (11:38:24 AM): hahahahaha
blacksabith66624 (11:38:29 AM): and its moraly fulfulling

Chad VII (8:44:18 PM): I was downloading some crap on Limewire earlier and my computer kinda had the persona of an eighty year old man with one leg and a walker.




Chad VII (8:48:29 PM): Hm...
Chad VII (8:48:40 PM): If we could genetically breed a cat...
Chad VII (8:48:45 PM): and a hitman...
Chad VII (8:49:00 PM): We could quite possibly rule the planet.
Chad VII (8:49:52 PM): *Imagines Cat in Ryu Hyabusha-esque costume with little kitty sword*

so basically, we were talking about mexicans and other shit like that, and so yeah:



xoh girl pleasex (7:05:48 PM): mexicans=bean
xoh girl pleasex (7:05:59 PM): drity old beans
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:06:02 PM): muchos frijoles
thenLACYwaslike (7:06:07 PM): PAPAS FRITAS
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:06:12 PM): ......french fries?
thenLACYwaslike (7:06:14 PM): yes



=]

Mmmmmmmyep, I'm in shop... again... And I'm in the little office room, and it's boring as all hell in here, so I was like "hey, why not go on the internet..." So here I am..

I completely re-did my myspace yesterday... and now it's sexy yay ^_^"

this was in Nick's profile, and i though it deserved a spot in the Nerb's livejournal...



Latest Review, Fall Out Boy:

CaughtInAComa549: Fall out boy... what the hell does that mean?
whitedude722: I don't even think they know, they put all there time and focuse into writing their first hit, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down." That they couldn't think of a good enough name.
whitedude722: I mean, that song is lyrical genious, look out Kurt Cobain!
CaughtInAComa549: Yeah! I mean "A loaded god complex cock it and pull it" What the hell is talking about? I dunno but it's genious! Especially if you ask a bunch of mtv loving teens
whitedude722: Yeah! Those MTV Teens sure love whatever pussy band that knows three chords on guitar and can write a song about a girl that left them!
whitedude722: Look were Fall Out Boy! We dress funny, and we unnecasiarly break shit on stage to make up for our lack of talent!
CaughtInAComa549: Hecks yes! and have you noticed that fall-out boy don't appear on any other top 50 charts besides mtv? What does that say about them?
whitedude722: That without MTV, they'd still be playing gay bars back in wherever the pussys came from.
whitedude722: And the lead singer dude, with the 8 by 3in. sideburns, he's "wishing to be the friction in your jeans." Thats not heathy. Most people fully remove their pants before participating in sexual activity.
CaughtInAComa549: Boy i wish i was fall-out boy, i would have a ton of 12 year old girls with flat chests at my concerts and a bunch of 15 year old guys living abercrombie shirts hitting on those 12 year old girls!

So yeah, I was just sittin here browing photo shop. and i clicked something, and OH MY GOD I FOUND THE INTERNET!! ^_^" How special do I feel? So now I'm doing two things at once.. I'm here and tryin to act like I'm working in PhotoShop. I'm actualy all done with all my projects for the week. I know... I'm such a good kid... :) Yeah, ok...

So yeah, I should probably get off of here before Schneider catches me and I get in trouble... that would be bad... v_v"

Chad VII (8:26:42 PM): WTF?
Chad VII (8:26:48 PM): 225 infections?
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:26:51 PM): gah
Chad VII (8:26:56 PM): I just got rid of 1400 last night
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:26:59 PM): Virus=Very Yes ;-)

RosenMAN Inc: the only people i hate more than religious people..
RosenMAN Inc: are full outright goth people
RosenMAN Inc: i mean...they're all darkity dark dark
RosenMAN Inc: i just want to take a big bucket of rainbows and pour it on their heads

so yeah, this dude IMed me....:


forumluver465 (10:04:25 PM): hey
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:04:30 PM): whose this
forumluver465 (10:04:56 PM): lol, you know who
forumluver465 (10:04:58 PM): silly:-P
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:05:10 PM): or do i?
forumluver465 (10:05:17 PM): this is jacob
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:05:27 PM): jacob who
forumluver465 (10:05:45 PM): jacob peterson.....
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:05:53 PM): howd you get my sn
forumluver465 (10:06:15 PM): what the heck? oh....you don't remember me:-(
forumluver465 (10:06:16 PM): i c
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:06:22 PM): how did you get my sn
forumluver465 (10:06:46 PM): nevermind. the past is forgotten. im sorry for what i did....
forumluver465 (10:06:50 PM): this is rose, right?
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:07:12 PM): yes
forumluver465 (10:07:24 PM): rose stoddard?
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:07:33 PM): yes
forumluver465 (10:07:41 PM): oh, good, at least i have the right person:-P
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:07:46 PM): :-P
forumluver465 (10:08:11 PM): so how are the kids?
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:08:21 PM): theyre fine
forumluver465 (10:08:28 PM): since you left, i really havent been the same
forumluver465 (10:08:39 PM): listen, i dont like marie anymore
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:08:47 PM): really?
forumluver465 (10:08:58 PM): really
forumluver465 (10:09:08 PM): tell little nathan that his daddy loves him
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:09:18 PM): i will
forumluver465 (10:09:46 PM): im clear over here in washington....damn, why did you leave me?:'(
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:10:03 PM): let's not get into that right now...
forumluver465 (10:10:10 PM): yes!
forumluver465 (10:10:14 PM): we are!
forumluver465 (10:10:16 PM): !!!!
forumluver465 (10:10:28 PM): i hate my life
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:10:42 PM): im sorry...
forumluver465 (10:10:49 PM): no youre not
forumluver465 (10:10:55 PM): youre just like your mother
forumluver465 (10:11:00 PM): she always did hate me
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:11:12 PM): she told me she didnt...
forumluver465 (10:11:16 PM): she lies
forumluver465 (10:11:23 PM): shes a bitch, i must say
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:12:03 PM): dont talk about my mother like that
forumluver465 (10:12:26 PM): why not? she tried to kill me. remember?
forumluver465 (10:12:58 PM): listen, would you like to talk to your brother-in-law? he really, really misses you
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:13:29 PM): yes, put him on
forumluver465 (10:13:38 PM): ok, ill invite him to a chat
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:13:41 PM): ok

(10:14:07 PM) You have just entered room "chat2699942903708152963."
(10:14:14 PM) CoolRynDude has entered the room.
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:14:36 PM): hi
forumluver465 (10:14:38 PM): hi
CoolRynDude (10:14:42 PM): HI! :-D
forumluver465 (10:14:48 PM): this is your long lost brother-in-law
forumluver465 (10:14:51 PM): as you know
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:14:53 PM): how are you doing?
forumluver465 (10:14:55 PM): the one you ditched
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:16:37 PM): how have you been
forumluver465 (10:16:48 PM): how do you think? you just about ruined our lives
CoolRynDude (10:17:01 PM): Thanks a lot. :-(
CoolRynDude (10:17:20 PM): Now I'm forced to feed my cat. ALONE>
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:17:26 PM): you dont think it hurts me as much as it hurts you?
forumluver465 (10:17:43 PM): damnit, you always think about yourself
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:17:58 PM): dont you think for one second that i feel bad?
CoolRynDude (10:18:29 PM): You may not be my true sister, but I know enough that you should act like it!
forumluver465 (10:18:40 PM): you know, just because i slept with marie gives you NO right to walk out just like that
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:18:55 PM): i did what i had to
forumluver465 (10:18:56 PM): i know that marie was my sister and all, but that could be overcome through therapy
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:19:32 PM): not everything can be fixed in therapy...
forumluver465 (10:19:50 PM): damnit, so i lusted for my own sister! crucify me for it!
forumluver465 (10:20:04 PM): just don't punish ryan, who now has to feed his cat along!
forumluver465 (10:20:07 PM): *alone
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:20:24 PM): what you did was incest
forumluver465 (10:20:27 PM): what
forumluver465 (10:20:31 PM): no, it was love
forumluver465 (10:20:34 PM): but no more
forumluver465 (10:20:40 PM): the child....it was deformed
forumluver465 (10:20:47 PM): i shall never forgive myself
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:21:00 PM): it was incest.. and you know it as well as i do
CoolRynDude (10:21:11 PM): It was pretty insest..
CoolRynDude (10:21:17 PM): Sorrr.
forumluver465 (10:21:27 PM): ok, it was incest!
forumluver465 (10:21:38 PM): but you left me.....
forumluver465 (10:21:45 PM): and now ryan has to feed his cat....
forumluver465 (10:21:48 PM): alone!!!
CoolRynDude (10:22:00 PM): Well, you come over sometimes...it's not that lonely...
forumluver465 (10:22:07 PM): ryan!
forumluver465 (10:22:16 PM): damnit, he's not tellin the truth!
forumluver465 (10:22:27 PM): i dont lust for my brother!
forumluver465 (10:22:46 PM): :'(
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:22:54 PM): you went after your sister... whats next?
CoolRynDude (10:23:07 PM): Well, then he did me...
CoolRynDude (10:23:16 PM): Then my cat...
forumluver465 (10:23:26 PM): oh, you have to bring the cat into it
forumluver465 (10:23:32 PM): you have to BRING THE CAT INTO IT
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:23:32 PM): did you really?
forumluver465 (10:23:47 PM): yes, so i fucked the cat.....that doesnt make me weird!!!
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:24:30 PM): theres something wrong with that
CoolRynDude (10:24:41 PM): I know...
CoolRynDude (10:24:51 PM): My cat will never be the same Chris.
CoolRynDude (10:24:52 PM): EVER>
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (10:25:11 PM): alright thats it. im out... bye



And then I left because this was just too much............

haha Chaos just told me he knows this other chick Michelle from Massachusetts... Yeah turns out this "random chick" lives within walking distance of me ^_^ haha that's awesome

12 reasons why chocolate is better than sex:

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.
2. Nobody starts rumors about who you share chocolate with.
3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.
4. The word commitment doesn't scare off chocolate.
5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.
6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, its legal.
7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.
8. Chocolate is just as attractive when your sober.
9. If you have to pay for chocolate, its not too expensive.
10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but a small piece is still satisfying.
11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.
12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want.

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Purpleshamrock33 (7:46:49 PM): hey you
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:46:52 PM): hey me
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:46:54 PM): sup
Purpleshamrock33 (7:46:58 PM): lol
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:47:02 PM): :-P
Purpleshamrock33 (7:47:08 PM): n2m, finishing some homework
Purpleshamrock33 (7:47:10 PM): you?
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:47:28 PM): nm, tryin to get this mundane television theme-song out of my head
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:47:48 PM): there werent any good music videos on this morning, so i ended up watching Playhouse Disney
Purpleshamrock33 (7:47:58 PM): lol
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:48:01 PM): :-P
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:48:28 PM): its quite annoying now'
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:48:37 PM): THEY FUCKIN CANCELED BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOSUE
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:48:49 PM): i loved that show sooo much :-P
Purpleshamrock33 (7:49:10 PM): that's sad
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:49:16 PM): yes.. yes it is
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:49:21 PM): youre like "i really dont care.."
Purpleshamrock33 (7:49:31 PM): lol
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:50:06 PM): they replaced it with this gay show called "Breakfast with Bear" where Bear (FROM bear in the big blue house) goes to visit random 8 yr olds to have waffles with them
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:50:25 PM): he does the Morning Mambo
Purpleshamrock33 (7:50:30 PM): haha eww that's wicked obnoxious
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:50:34 PM): lol
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:50:45 PM): The theme song is kinda catchy
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:50:50 PM): ill spare ;-)
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:50:51 PM): you
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:50:52 PM): though
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:50:53 PM): :-)
Purpleshamrock33 (7:50:58 PM): lol
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:51:23 PM): They have this short show called "This is Daniel Cook." and they have the most ADORABLE little 10 yr old red-head boy
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:51:29 PM): and he goes out and does things with grown up
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:51:31 PM): ups*
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:51:43 PM): today it was "This is Daniel Cook learning how to make a sidewalk."
Purpleshamrock33 (7:51:54 PM):
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:52:04 PM): you have no idea how hard i was laughing while i was trying to get ready for school
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:52:12 PM): im like "WHY WOULD A TEN YR OLD WANNA MAKE A SIDEWALK"
Purpleshamrock33 (7:52:21 PM): lol no kidding
Purpleshamrock33 (7:54:07 PM): 10 yr olds these days....
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:54:40 PM): lol
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:54:47 PM): theyre all up in the gron ups business
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:54:49 PM): grown*
Purpleshamrock33 (7:55:16 PM): haha yeah they are
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:55:22 PM): a couple days ago it was "This is Daniel Cook riding a horse." which was cute and all but it was this tiny little kid on this FULL GROWN HORSE
Purpleshamrock33 (7:55:55 PM): haha
Purpleshamrock33 (7:56:09 PM): whenever you say Daniel Cook I keep thinking of Dane Cook
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:56:14 PM): lol
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:56:26 PM): i remember at the movies "ohhhh its dane cook! im going to have sex with dane cook!"
Purpleshamrock33 (7:56:40 PM): and it's really bothering em because I'm like "dane cook is NOT 10 years old and is certainly not on Bear in the Big Blue House"
Purpleshamrock33 (7:56:46 PM): lmao
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:56:54 PM): no it was a completely different show lol
Purpleshamrock33 (7:57:09 PM): whatever, same difference
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:57:11 PM): after Breakfast with Bear :-P
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:57:21 PM): *sings the Daniel Cook theme song*
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:57:33 PM): i dont remember the words, but i know the melody
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:59:21 PM): have i ever told you what happened when you drink gatorade?
Purpleshamrock33 (7:59:31 PM): um...no?
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:59:32 PM): happens*
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (7:59:57 PM): ooo well if you drink gaotrade you become a buff black man who sweats colors in his melodratically slow-motion black and whtie environment
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:00:09 PM): gatorade*
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:00:13 PM): white*
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:00:16 PM): fuckin keyboard
Purpleshamrock33 (8:00:36 PM): that's true, that happened to me just last week when I had some of my friend's gatorade
Purpleshamrock33 (8:00:41 PM): it was quite fun actually
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:01:08 PM): lol
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:03:01 PM): chaos wants to know what happens to you when you drink powerade
Purpleshamrock33 (8:03:57 PM): a black woman comes up to you and bitch-slaps you in the face and tells you to drink gatorade
Purpleshamrock33 (8:04:02 PM): just because
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:04:33 PM): hahahahahahahahahaha
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:05:25 PM): i am laughing so hard right now, im crying lol
Purpleshamrock33 (8:05:48 PM): haha
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:06:25 PM): :-P cause im cool
Purpleshamrock33 (8:06:44 PM): yeah you are
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:09:09 PM): i wish i could whistle
Purpleshamrock33 (8:09:29 PM): oh yeah haha I have to teach you someday
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:09:47 PM): i used to be able to >_<
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:09:55 PM): then my Whistlies ran away!
Purpleshamrock33 (8:10:39 PM): somebody store your whistles!!
Purpleshamrock33 (8:10:41 PM): how dare they!
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:10:54 PM): :'( COME BACK WHISTLIES!!
Purpleshamrock33 (8:11:18 PM): I must avenge your whistlies death!
Purpleshamrock33 (8:11:25 PM): *runs away and avenges*
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:11:29 PM): gahh my whistlies
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:11:33 PM): BE CAREFUL WITH THEM
Purpleshamrock33 (8:12:41 PM): wait, where the hell do I start looking for your whistlies?
Purpleshamrock33 (8:12:48 PM): they could be anywhere
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:12:48 PM): under your bed, silly ;-)
Purpleshamrock33 (8:12:50 PM): ANYWHERE!
Purpleshamrock33 (8:13:03 PM): no, the dust bunnies said they weren't there
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:13:10 PM): damn..
Purpleshamrock33 (8:13:21 PM): and so I sneezed on them for not having them
Purpleshamrock33 (8:13:26 PM): those dirty bastards
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:13:29 PM): lol
Purpleshamrock33 (8:14:27 PM): wait, I didn't check your cd player! I bet that's where your whistlies went!
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:14:33 PM): GASP
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:14:35 PM): MY CD PLAYER
Purpleshamrock33 (8:14:51 PM): alright, maybe I should stop....this is what happens when I try to avoid doing my homework
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:15:01 PM): lol
Purpleshamrock33 (8:16:18 PM): it's a valid excuse though..."um Mr./Mrs. Techer-person, I was unable to complete my homework because I had to find my friend's Whistlies. they were missing and it was a desparate situation. I'm sure you understand"
RaNdOmShAdOw46 (8:16:27 PM): hahahahahahaha